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J.T. Machinima( JT Machinima )
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The Dream Daddy for Me
Neighbors gather 'round Let's get the party started All the moms are out of town Dream Daddies you are wanted
Shirt tucked into his blue denim jeans He's got 'em filled out Plus his buttocks stretch out the seams With glistening Bi's and Tri's Lookin' nice and tight in his sleeves And just enough scruff, gruff, and tough But just as kind as can be
I'm a single father and I'm back on the market Lookin' for a lover and a dad is the target But I got a daughter, nothing comes above her Wanna have an awkward chat? Let me start it! What a great barbeque, party's bumpin'! Thanks! Got any buns I can put my dog in? (Huh?) That came out wrong, change the topic I brought a salad, who wants to toss it? (Ew!) Oh my god, I'll stop talkin' So much for all the social bondin' Let's start over, I beg your pardon Your house is charming and I love your garden! Can I take a seat? My dogs are barkin'! If you like bad dad jokes, I got them Stocks are rising on the father market You're the kind of guy I'd invest my heart in Shouldn't be a problem if you already got kids Doesn't mean you and me can't get a spark lit You can be the plug if I can be the socket I'll give you the key to my heart (Unlock it!) You got me feelin' like I'm dreamin' I'm not even asleep One father to another I see you and me as a team Cause when we got to talkin' Something struck me magically The way you look at me Could you be the Dream Daddy for me? (Dream Daddy for me)
We're the new family on the street With a lot of neighbors that we gotta meet! I'd rather kick back, get back to nappin'! Or better yet, don't forget about unpacking! Ah! Dad, stop, let's grab a coffee! I picked up my wallet and we started walking Met a hipster dad, and his name was Mat The banana bread he made tasted rad Then we went to the park to get a little fresh air Another dad named Brian, me and Amanda met there He hit me with a frisbee, but all is forgiven When I whooped him in a father-daughter competition! Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Maybe next time Brian, try a little harder Forgot about him and his whiny little daughter When I ran into Joseph, a clean-cut father But he's got a wife? Not for much longer! Just kidding! But damn, it's a shame Later on, I went to bar to watch a game Bumped into Robert who was not a talker Till we took a couple shots and he got even hotter Woke up hungover, went to stretch my legs Who could've guessed I'd cross paths with my old friend Craig? Hard to believe the great shape the guy's in Can you show me a couple exercises? I met a gothic stud with a love for dogs Name's Damien, he comes off as odd Took me on a date to a graveyard at night He looks like a vampire, but he doesn't bite! If Ya want a dad who's well-read instead Hugo's the go-to, dressed the best He's a nerd who wrestles with a thing for cheese? Sounds like a Dream Daddy to me You got me feelin' like I'm dreamin' I'm not even asleep One father to another I see you and me as a team Cause when we got to talkin' Something struck me magically The way you look at me Could you be the Dream Daddy for me?
My friend, can you lend an ear? Whisper my secrets Tell you my fears Could you be into me? Why else are you here? Can I call you Daddy? Actually, that's weird... You put up with my jokes... You deal with my puns... You had an answer ready when I asked: 'What is Love?' Oh baby, if I'm dreamin', don't wake me up Like Neo from The Matrix You are The One
You got me feelin' like I'm dreamin' I'm not even asleep One father to another I see you and me as a team Cause when we got to talkin' Something struck me magically The way you look at me Could you be the Dream Daddy for me? (Dream Daddy for me) (Oh oh oh oh oh oh) (Dream Daddy for me) (Oh oh oh oh oh oh) (Dream Daddy for me)
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