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Avenue Q
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The Internet Is for Porn
Lyricist:Robert Lopez, Jeff Marx
Finally, I get to teach A whole lesson all by myself And I'm going to teach something relevant Something modern - 'The Internet'
The Internet is really really great For porn I've got a fast connection, so I don't have to wait For porn But, there's always some new site For porn
I browse all day and night For porn It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light For porn Trekkie!
The Internet is for porn Trekkie! The Internet is for porn What are you doing? Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn!
Trekkie! Oh, hello Kate Monster! You are ruining my song Oh me sorry, me no mean to Well if you wouldn't mind please Being quiet for a minute so I can finish? Okie dokie Good!
I'm glad we have this new technology For porn Huh, which gives us untold opportunity For porn? Oops, sorry Right from your own desktop, for You can research browse and shop Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop For porn Trekkie!
The Internet is for porn No The Internet is for porn Trekkie! Me up all night honking me horn to Porn, porn, porn
That's gross! You're a pervert! Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Ah, sticks and stones, Kate monster No really, you're a pervert! Normal people don't sit at home And look at porn on the Internet Ohh, what? You have no idea Ready normal people?
Ready, ready, ready Let me hear it! The Internet is for porn Sorry Kate! The Internet is for porn I masturbate All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn
The Internet is not for porn Porn, porn Hold on a second Now I happen to know for a fact That you Rod, check your portfolio And trade stocks online That's correct!
Sure! And Gary, you keep selling your possessions On E Bay Yes I do! And Princeton, you sent me that sweet Online birthday card True! Oh, but Kate what you think he do after, hmm? Yeah
Eew! The Internet is for porn Gross! The Internet is for porn I hate porn! Grab your dick and double click For porn, porn, porn
I hate men! For porn, porn, porn I'm leaving! Porn, porn, porn I hate the Internet! Porn, porn, porn The Internet is for The Internet is for The Internet is for porn! Yeah!
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