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Dan Bull( Daniel G. L. Bull )
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Surgeon Simulator
Hi, I'm Nigel Burt You might know me as the guy that lurked In the hospital pulling back the final curtains Savin' lives is my line of work I'm overworked And I'm overpaid Nobody else gets home as late No time to poo No time to wee To go on a date No time to sleep See But regardless Of what they're payin' me I'm the hardest in the A.N.E A couple o' whiskeys A couple o' Baileys I'm ready for my shift Gimme the blade, please This is an emergency Surgery Third degree burns Leave the patient Waiting in purgatory operating with urgency We can't take an eternity Blood loss rate is discernably worse Than the state of my purse on my late anniversary Unlucky That's why I stay here so late Just to earn a fee That's why the patient is lay His tag is lay on display(?) To this infirmary Yeah, I may have made a mistake There may be stains on my apron But baby hey, I'm just sayin' that when the table is shakin' In the back of an ambulance It's a little difficult to keep on track what your hands are doin' Oh Golly When you're on a trolly Tryin' to find the right tools like where's Wally If I was you I'd be crying for my mummy I'd give you a tissue but I've got not one on me Sorry I'm a little unprepared But luckily you're not in a position to be runnin' scared Caught you unawares Unsheath the ties(?) Now you asleep give me a pizza knife Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com What are you worried about Too scary? I'm just the new tooth fairy I'm coming for your calcium Like a loon let loose in a dairy When I said I'm not a dentist What I meant is Of all my skills it's just a percentage My qualifications might be invented But I won't get better without trying to attend to you Dentally demented I tend to need apprentices Because a tendancy To comprehend More than me I generally pretend it And so far I've never been suspended Kid theatre? I'm territorial Less surgical more gladiatorial If this gets any more gory I'll put it on YouTube as a tutorial I've been awake on call for days My eyes are redder than when I went to UltraLaze' Not a qualified eye surgeon but I can't help but help when your eye's hurtin' See I'm a nice person Chris Martin I'll try to fix you Quick stick a heart in And I start to weave Hit an artery Make a chest cavity Big enough to park in Demographically set in the present(?) Increasing the speed That you'll get an inheritance I never get dumped for medical negligence Not because I'm good But 'cuz I bury the evidence Demographically set in the present(?) Increasing the speed That you'll get an inheritance I never get dumped for medical negligence Not because I'm good But 'cuz I bury the evidence Chop chop (Ha ha) Your life In my hands
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