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Mr Garrison
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Merry Fucking Christmas
Merry Fucking Christmas - Mr Garrison
I heard there is no Christmas In the silly Middle East No trees, no snow, so Santa Claus, They have different religious beliefs They believe in Muhammed, and not in our holiday, And so every December I go to the Middle East and say
Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas Put down that book, the Koran, And here's some holiday wishes. In case you haven't noticed it's Jesus' birthday So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate
There is no holiday season in India, I've heard They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd They've never read a Christmas story, They don't know what Rudolph is about. And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout
Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Drink Egg Nog and eat some Beef and pass it to the Missus In case you haven't noticed it's Jesus' birthday So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate
Now I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin They pray to several Gods, and put needles in their skin On December 25th, all they do is eat a cake And that is why I go to Japan, and walk around and say
Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas God is going to kick your ass you infidelic Pagan scum In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do So lets all rejoice for Jesus, Merry Fucking Christmas to you
On Christmas day, I travel 'round the world and say To all you Christians, Buddhists, and all you Atheists too Merry Fucking Christmas to you
Thank you Mr Hat
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