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Allan Sherman
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Second Hand Nose
Lyricist:Allan Sherman
Mother nature made me Strictly second-rate Smart but not good-looking What an awful fate
Girls don't go for IQ Eggheads ain't their style They don't say, 'I like you' They don't even smile
Well, mother nature I'll get back at you Tomorrow morning Here's what I will do
I'm calling Dr. Max Rose That's who I chose He's gonna make me A second-hand nose
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I went to his office Once or twice and All his patients looked Like Barbra Streisand
Then I'll get second-hand hair Second-hand teeth And contact lenses In a baby blue
And elevator shoes And then I'll melt the girls' hearts They can't resist a man With interchangeable parts
Girls will go nuts Parked in my second-hand Stutz We'll sit there sniffing glue On second avenue
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