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The Hold Steady
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Two Handed Handshake
Lyricist:Craig Finn, Franz Nicolay
His two handed handshake Says he's so glad to meet you His one silver earring Says he parties on weekends
He churns through the channels When he's watching the TV He recites lines from movies When he's trying to be funny
Guys, it's like we're not even trying
Yeah, she danced with that one guy She must know we're watching It seems like less people Than were here just last weekend
She's still pretty pissed About her ex's new trick There were stares And glares and names
Girls, you know you're not really helping
I don't think that you'll find love In some bathroom at some club I know some kids who didn't come back
We had [unverified]on Fridays We're pirates at port We go in and we get high Two at a time We get drunk on the sports
We're falling into bed Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com With our television sets We're watching movies That we've already seen
Guys, it's like we're not even trying
You dress like contestants At some disparate pageant You fall asleep in your makeup You wake up with a blemish
You're making up your mind About the drinks after work It's such a goss at the office
Girls, you're gonna find someone
You don't have to rush it You're too young to force your crushes You don't have to rush it You're too young to fake your crushes, ooh
Guys, I'm pretty sure that we can put it back together And girls, you gotta try to be nice to one another Guys, I'm pretty sure that we can put it back together And girls, you gotta try to be nice to one another
I don't think we'll get the truth From kids with stickers on their boots I know some kids who didn't come back From the plywood painted black
We gotta try a little harder We gotta be a little better We gotta pull it back together
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