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Brad Paisley
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Cornography
Lyricist:Brad Douglas Paisley, Frank Rogers, Peter Tilden
The Grand Old Op'ry Theatre proudly presents Cornography, Kung Pao, episode two The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos
The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty May Or she may not A former love and a woman of questionable repute
So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty And just then, they heard a voice saying 'Hi, boys, you lookin' for these' And the littlest cowboy turned around To see two huge 38s pointed right at his face
Jimmy, you can't say that What? She had huge guns Smith and Wesson revolvers Oh boy, were they loaded, oh brother
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She's aiming them right at us Softer, George, it's more effective She's aiming them right at us, everybody duck Not you, Jimmy, you stand up normal
They dropped the money they owed her and she bent over to pick it up And, oh, that moon was beautiful, now Jimmy, you can't say that Out the window, I couldn't see it till then George Oh, there were mountains in the way Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
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You guys are gonna get in trouble for this That woman sure chaps my, ask her out then I think he's got a little thing for her, George Louder, Bill, it's more effective
I think he's got a little thing for her, George It's not that little That was worth a three or four, Bill All right, Jimmy, let's get serious now
So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited But when I look at a woman that beautiful, it's hard Jimmy, what, it's very difficult I hope they're not recordin' this, yeah, ah
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And I said, 'Cowgirl, how would you like a little cowpoke?' Here we go, ooh yeah, need a little buckaroo? In your dreams short barrel Bum chicka bow wow, oh my God
So the Kung Poo Buck, Kung Poo So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset
Tune in next time for more action and romance Yeah, softer, George, it's more effective, yeah
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