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Frank Zappa( Frank Vincent Zappa )
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Sy Borg (Live In Chicago/1978)
[Act II]
[SCENE ELEVEN] [SY BORG]
[JOE:] Sy Borg Gimme dat, gimme dat Sy Borg Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg, I beg Sy Borg Gimme dat, gimme dat Sy Borg Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg, Little wires, pliers, tires They turn me on Maybe I'm crazy Maybe I'm cra/y Maybe I m crazy, mon...
Stroking several of SY's gleaming appendages JOE continues...
Gee, Sy This is a real groovy apartment You've got here
[SY BORG:] All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient
[JOE:] This is exciting I never plooked A tiny chrome-plated machine That looks like a magical pig With marital aids stuck all over it Such as yourself before
[SY BORG:] You'll love it! Its a way of life.
[JOE:] Does that mean maybe later You'll plook me....
[SY BORG:] If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy
[JOE:] Just me and yon?
[SY BORG:] I share this apartment With a modified Gay Bob doll He goes all the way... Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?
[JOE:] No, ah, not yet, Ah, is this him?
[CENTRAL SCRUTINIZED] This is him. Your wish is his command He likes you He wants to kiss you always Just tell him what you want
[JOE:] Really? Hi, little guy Think I might get a tiny, but exciting Blow.. .job... Gimme dat, gimme dat Blow job... Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob.
[SY BORG:] Bend over.
[JOE:] Gay Bob Blow job Gimme dat, gimme dat Blow job Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob
[SY BORG:] You'll love it! It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47.
[JOE:] Little leather cap and trousers They look so gay.. Warren just bought some Warren just bought some Warren just bought some Hey...
[SY BORG:] Bob is tired. Plook me now, You savage rascal Ehhh! That tickles. You are a fun person I like you. I want to kiss you always.
[JOE:] Gee, this is great Hows about some bondage and humiliation
[SY BORG:] Anything you say, master.
[JOE:] Oh no, I don't believe it You're way more fun than Mary...
[SY BORG:] You're plooking too hard...
[JOE:] And cleaner than Lucille...
[SY BORG:] Plooking on me...
[JOE:] What have I been missing All these years?
[SY BORG:] Too hard
[JOE:] Sy...
[SY BORG:] Too hard
[JOE:] Sy...
[SY BORG:] Plooking too hard on me-e-e-e-e...
[JOE:] Speak to me Oh no... The golden shower must have shorted out His master circuit He's, he's, oh my God I must have plooked him... Hey To death... Hey
[CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:] This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...You have just destroyed one model XOJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker. And you're gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you haven't got a chance.
[JOE:] But I... I, I, I, I... I can't pay I gave all my money To some kinda groovy religious guy... Two songs ago...
[CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:] Come on out son... Between the two of us We'll find a way to Work it out
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